le jiMSTer: My New Blog (Deleted)

A preview of the new blog

As promised in my previous post, I will host a separate blog for my fanfic commentaries in the future, aside from my own trollfic.

It has an adult content filter on it because of the contents of the fanfics I will commentate on.

The link is in the menu bar above. (My MST Blog)

Enjoy!

EDIT 021614: This blog has been deleted.

Sue Profile 006: Ronan Beelzub

Ronan Beelzub (Beelzebub)

This is Ronan Beelzub, the Gary Stu in the notorious Naruto fanfic Naruto Veangance Revelaitons. The fanfic was written by someone called Jake Tanner, a 14-year-old (as of the time I am typing this blog entry, and was it 15? Not sure. Either way, the guy is younger than me.) dude who is high on drugs. The story is also quite misogynistic, and it completely twisted the Naruto universe into Jake's twisted little wonderland where all the girls go around in double L-cup breasts and... never mind. Saying more would mean I will have to put an adult content tag on this blog. It is the vilest story to exist on earth since Marquis de Sade's The 120 Days of Sodom. This fanfic also makes 50 Shades of Grey tamer in comparison.

Anyway, I will MST this fanfic, and the link to the MST will be posted soon. But I'm already saying this beforehand: the blog will have an adult content warning. But before that, a character profile: (WARNING: NSFW. Viower excretion advisd.)

I'm Back, Baby!

I haven't updated this blog in what seems like forever, and I only found time now. I've been swamped with too many projects that I haven't had time to update this blog. Instead, I was a bit more active on deviantArt for a while.

So, first and foremost, some updates:
1. I just redesigned the rehost site for One Less Lonely Gurl. It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!

The new design. View the old design here.

2. A remake to the said trollfic is being planned. This time, however, it will be serious.
3. A new blog for all my other fanfic MSTs will be put up soon. It will have a mature/adult content warning, however, because most of the fics that will be MST'd there are NSFW.
4. Jo Bel has been confirmed to be a troll. My insane theory was right all along.
5. This blog will be redesigned soon. Much to my horror, I realized that this blog has a similar color scheme to BrokeNCYDE's website. Don't even ask. Well, okay. My friend dared me to listen to Freaxxx, and I just got horribly ear raped after that.

My blog as of the time I'm typing this entry.

Ugh.

One Less Lonely Gurl: Chapter 15

This is insanity.

[Jimmy's Note: Wow. It's been a month since I've updated this blog. I've been so busy lately! Anyway, this commentary will contain mature content. There will be a warning before the mature content appears. On another note, I have a deviantArt account. The link is on the menu bar on top of the site banner. Oh, and yeah. Happy Belated Birthday to this fanfic!]

The next day, as I was on my way to work, I saw Justin with Sandy, a mutant squirrel with a Texas twang who lives in a tree dome. Beside the dome is the submarine he uses for his underwater tours and where he lives when he's here. The submarine has already been fixed and it's all started.

"Oh, hey, C'ren," Justin said. "I'm sorry, but I really have to go back to the land above.

[...because I know that you're insane.]

I asked Sandy here to fix my submarine and make me the chemical that will allow me to breathe underwater. So you see, I'm not even wearing my suit anymore."

[This is insanity.]

One Less Lonely Gurl: Chapter 14

Seanut Brittle!

[Jimmy's Note: Right next to Chapter 28, this has got to be the most awesome chapter in this fanfic. And hey, I'm halfway there! 14 more chapters to go!]

I saw this car accidentally run into a delivery truck filled with seanut brittle gag toys.

(BLAM!) 

The good thing though is that no one was injured in the accident, but this scene was just downright hilarious.

(The author's notes, though very offensive to some people, are actually more hilarious, come to think of it.) 

I helped them out with cleaning up the scene, and Patrick was there. Yes, that guy with pink hair who never wears a shirt and just walks around in green board shorts with purple flowers on them. 

(Not to mention he does have one heck of a belly. Now, imagine that in human form.)

He was opening up the remaining intact jars of seanut brittle gag toys, only for him to realize over and over again that he is not getting any seanut brittle from those jars but instead, purple springs will just keep coming out of the jars and leave them empty.

(Pranks a Lot!)