I randomly googled the name 'Monica Gilbey-Bieber', my penname, and came across this:
It turns out that Monica Gilbey is a real name, and I'm sorry for that. I owe this woman an apology. Also, did anyone notice that it is in a website about the Parish of St. James? And that my name is James? Creepy...
Monday, April 30, 2012
|Curiosity: What Makes Humans Humans|
"Like, iPads are sooooo last season!"
|Y! O! U! You wanna!?|
Sunday, April 29, 2012
|Monica's reaction to this will be worth gold.|
(I love Linkin Park! This is already a dead giveaway that I'm not serious about this fanfic at all, although it is true in a sense that the coral reef emits an iridescent light.)
light of the 'coral reef' I discovered came the ebony darkness,
(Dementia Raven Way. Yes this is a reference to her. That and the fact that she also likes Linkin Park.)
anf from the darkness came a bright, flashing light from the neon sign
(which unfortunately didn't electrocute her.
SPOILER WARNING: but when just dreaming, fuck logic.)
that led me to the inner depths ot the 'coral reef'. This is a most fascinating discovery that I have looked at through my cerulean orbs surrounded with abundadnt lashes.
(Cerulean orbs with abundadnt lashes. I resisted the urge to just say it as 'blue eyes with long eyelashes' to convey the same message because describing her appearance in cheesy purple prose is part of the challenge. A little piece of advice: when it comes to poetically describing eyes, leave that to songwriting and poetry. Examples: 'hazel green tint eyes' as in Warmness on the Soul and 'crystal blue disguise' as in Save Me, both songs by Avenged Sevenfold.)
Friday, April 27, 2012
|That explains a lot.|
When I wrote the first sentence of this fanfic, the author's note, I took into mind to write in text speak when I usually don't. That is part of the challenge.
(Jimy wuz here!)
(bring on the saxophones!)
an ordnary day when I dove deep into the dark azure hue
|Yes, this guy plays jazz guitar too.|
of hte ocean.
(...or maybe not. The typo here is actually intentional. Remember, I am posting the unedited version of this. I've done my best to not correct any errors here when I usually am a Grammar Nazi.)
|Off with you!|