NVR Repost Now Complete!

Here you go. All 69 excruciating chapters, and the awesome bonus ending.

May God have mercy on your soul...

le jiMSTer: My New Blog (Deleted)

A preview of the new blog

As promised in my previous post, I will host a separate blog for my fanfic commentaries in the future, aside from my own trollfic.

It has an adult content filter on it because of the contents of the fanfics I will commentate on.

The link is in the menu bar above. (My MST Blog)

Enjoy!

EDIT 021614: This blog has been deleted.

Sue Profile 006: Ronan Beelzub

Ronan Beelzub (Beelzebub)

This is Ronan Beelzub, the Gary Stu in the notorious Naruto fanfic Naruto Veangance Revelaitons. The fanfic was written by someone called Jake Tanner, a 14-year-old (as of the time I am typing this blog entry, and was it 15? Not sure. Either way, the guy is younger than me.) dude who is high on drugs. The story is also quite misogynistic, and it completely twisted the Naruto universe into Jake's twisted little wonderland where all the girls go around in double L-cup breasts and... never mind. Saying more would mean I will have to put an adult content tag on this blog. It is the vilest story to exist on earth since Marquis de Sade's The 120 Days of Sodom. This fanfic also makes 50 Shades of Grey tamer in comparison.

Anyway, I will MST this fanfic, and the link to the MST will be posted soon. But I'm already saying this beforehand: the blog will have an adult content warning. But before that, a character profile: (WARNING: NSFW. Viower excretion advisd.)

One Less Lonely Gurl: Chapter 12

Just add candles.

[Jimmy's Note: The fanfic has recently been deleted. Thankfully, I was able to preserve all my reviews in screenshot form. Yes, I'm that crazy.]

As both of us went in the Krusty Krab, we both signed autographs for the people who were eating there while Justin's bodyguards helped us keep secure. Mr. Krabs went out of his office and politely escorted us to our table which looked like it had been reserved for us. It was on a raised platform, had a white tablecloth, and on top of it were pink roses in a crystal vase. There were also three scented candles with different shades of pink on top of the table,

(Nope, the candles are on top of the chairs, and little did C'ren and Justin know that their butts would get burnt. Oh, wrong story!)

but not near enough the roses to burn them.

(We get it. Everything is pink [or white] for C'ren. But with Ebony, everything is All Black.)

Bikini Bottom actually has a special form of flame they discovered long ago in their history that was resistant to water but can be extinguished easily by enclosing it in a container just like normal land fires.

(Real explanation: Bikini Atoll (where the show is located, not Atlantis as in this fanfic...) has four vents a few miles away. This could make fire underwater possible. -Spongebob Wiki)

Also, the underwater flames

(Geddit? Flames? Reviewers?)

do not really grow very big.

(But in this fanfic, they did.)