[ERRATUM: In chapter 15, 'comtinued' is supposed to be 'continued.']
(I was just too lazy to go and change it. Well, a troll's gotta be a troll, right?)
In the following days, I noticed that Mr. Krabs has been acting differently. He's being a little too nice lately by giving me twice the pay I receive when he's usually a cheapskate. I have no idea at all why he's doing this. Just yesterday, he reprimanded me for visiting the Chum Bucket regularly. Eugene is one heck of a weirdo bipolar...
(Just like everyone else in this trollfic.)
After work, he called me over to his office. Bob went ahead to home, as usual, tired from a day's work. He still has to feed his pet snail Gary.
(Kept in canon.)