Sue Profile 006: Ronan Beelzub

Ronan Beelzub (Beelzebub)

This is Ronan Beelzub, the Gary Stu in the notorious Naruto fanfic Naruto Veangance Revelaitons. The fanfic was written by someone called Jake Tanner, a 14-year-old (as of the time I am typing this blog entry, and was it 15? Not sure. Either way, the guy is younger than me.) dude who is high on drugs. The story is also quite misogynistic, and it completely twisted the Naruto universe into Jake's twisted little wonderland where all the girls go around in double L-cup breasts and... never mind. Saying more would mean I will have to put an adult content tag on this blog. It is the vilest story to exist on earth since Marquis de Sade's The 120 Days of Sodom. This fanfic also makes 50 Shades of Grey tamer in comparison.

Anyway, I will MST this fanfic, and the link to the MST will be posted soon. But I'm already saying this beforehand: the blog will have an adult content warning. But before that, a character profile: (WARNING: NSFW. Viower excretion advisd.)

One Less Lonely Gurl: Chapter 15

This is insanity.

[Jimmy's Note: Wow. It's been a month since I've updated this blog. I've been so busy lately! Anyway, this commentary will contain mature content. There will be a warning before the mature content appears. On another note, I have a deviantArt account. The link is on the menu bar on top of the site banner. Oh, and yeah. Happy Belated Birthday to this fanfic!]

The next day, as I was on my way to work, I saw Justin with Sandy, a mutant squirrel with a Texas twang who lives in a tree dome. Beside the dome is the submarine he uses for his underwater tours and where he lives when he's here. The submarine has already been fixed and it's all started.

"Oh, hey, C'ren," Justin said. "I'm sorry, but I really have to go back to the land above.

[...because I know that you're insane.]

I asked Sandy here to fix my submarine and make me the chemical that will allow me to breathe underwater. So you see, I'm not even wearing my suit anymore."

[This is insanity.]